These characters are buffoons.
 Full of laughter they rail at you. 
 Carping and harping blaming all.
 Innocent of everything when the law calls
 Dangerous in their own special way. 
 Ready to trick and seize the day. 
 Yet by their pompous humorous demeanour. 
 You’d think all would have seen it sooner. 
 The vile attempts at undermining. 
 The rotten values they’ve been hiding. 
 Self confident enough to infect the masses. 
 Rich enough to corrupt all classes. 
 Replete in vanity self-declared divine. 
 So full of shit they make shit shine. 
 Larger than life with seismic crows. 
 Ready (not) to be the one big (side)show.